GO AWAY. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COMMUNITY.

"Doctor Who! Mac computers! Star Trek! Various periodic table elements!"

Thanks! I love me some pig-meat-strips, but I absolutely hate the insane amount of smoke and grease bacon creates. I am definitely trying this tomorrow morning.

General Halftrack knows that brandy is always the solution.

Is it still chewy? I really don't like super-crispy bacon.

Hey, you changed your avatar to the dude that plays Rubber Man! I think. I wasn't in the AHS threads this week.

…more money?

@avclub-4b85256c4881edb6c0776df5d81f6236:disqus ! Tell us the secret to your better life!

Wow, he actually got moderate'd.

The hospital lady took one look at him and started crying!

Translations ~fall into each other ___ will I ever?? hehe ;'D

That sounds like one of those terrifying shows in Transmetropolitan, along with Sex Puppets and Anthrax Cat.

Ladies love my slightly less awkward voice.

Aw, you beat me to it.

OK, now this has to be performance art.

James Franco is so jealous

I thought this was the sequel to the Shallow Gravy Story.

My dad did that once!

Holy Bacon Fairy. I'm buying that right now

My two top theories are that he either