I was calling them Ashdem.

Or when prefacing "47".

Cooking bacon is actually probably one of the hardest things in the world.

holy shit

Tomato, to-something-else.

why demi, whyyyyyyyy #sadness# #lostlove

Says the guy whose avatar is pure blue

All the roles will be filled by himself.

Dum!

This is the funniest thing I've read all day, for some reason.

This T-Y-L-E-R-P-E-R-R-Y is B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Where his Twitter regularly dispenses down-home wisdom and timeless morals.

Wow, all your hot girl friends are mayors?

What video was that on?

But it wasn't from a registered uuuuuseeeeeer! Spooooooky!

SCARF PLAN!

That is 140% more Tyler Perry and Shit than I am comfortable with.

Let's all hope he finds a new girlfriend.

You sure seem happy about… :) violation!!!

I LOVE your handle.