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I'm making of it that she's a robot whose "normal human feelings" circuit got some water dripped into it whilst her torrents of false robot tears came flowing from her robot eyes during the animal crackers scene in Armageddeon.

Again: great minds.

"I keep being forced to help a young boy masturbate!"

8O is either incredibly young or very, very high.

I heard someone's suing the Storage Wars guy for his "YUUUP" phrase-thing he says all the time, of the time, everyone knows it. Maybe they should ram it through the UK system.

"He also voiced a comic-book-selling douche! A douche is something you wash your genitals with!"

Who needs motivational posters with pictures of awesome penguins when you have 8O?

Number of dinosaurs: ZERO

Oh, hell, another one. Time to take my Small Relatives to another headache-fest. I plan to point out every celebrity voice that pops up to them.

If Tyrannosaur has no actual dinosaurs, I'm suing him for false pretenses and misrepresentation of giant lizards.

Oh, hey, they made a movie out of that picture of George Clooney peering over a hedge.

Were you taking part in the mass wailing/gnashing of teeth in the Community mid-season pull threads? I can't remember who was in there, it was like an orgy of woe

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Punching clever-dicks in the mouth.

That's actually incredible advice.

They sent him back in time and named him Hitler.

I really can't understand the irrational hate towards Up All Night and 30 Rock either.

BE YOURSELF

So yeah, how terrible is Maya Rudolph's character, huh? Laaaaaame! Ha ha! Humor! She has none! At least her character does! She is a funny lady by herself! /what I've been hearing about this show non-stop