I had a plethora once. Swelled up real bad, mmhmm.

No, Mr. Emoticon, I don't want any more wine.

I'll troll them to death! I'll make her show into a riotous self-parody! Moreso!

I'm horrible young as well, and I know that Akira is a classic. NO EXCUSES

Sorry, man; go ahead and use emoticons. I was scarred by them as a child.

You are a troll, right?

Aw. At least that's something.

The Queen has notoriously brittle bones.

So exactly how many Snow Whites and Frankensteins are there in production right now?

No, really, dude. Are you under fifteen?

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, where did you hear THAT?! LINKS PLEASE. I've been slowly dying since they stopped updating.

"Oh my God! It's just… the sound of screamin' babies!"

How old are you?

Oh, right! "Homestar Runner Dot Net! It's Dot Com!"

Talk really, really loud at the screen during the "tender" parts for me, would you?

"My toes are cold."

A mere $100 bill? True 1%ers wipes their noses with three hundred big boys.

I started thinking about full-metal jackets. Guns are like metal penises!

Her hands, too. What a Truckosaurus. Big 'ol monster hands.

Let's get Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen roped into it too! They can voice hilarious CGI characters! For the kids! This is a kids movie, right? It was a cartoon!