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THIS IS FRANK MILLER, SALIVATING AND SLOBBERING! MY FEDORA WAS TRAMPLED BY INCOMPETENT PROTESTERS! LYNCH THE LOT OF 'EM!

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Unfortunately, he's been spamming up comment threads for the last week. Dude has no idea how to handle a gimmick. How did you miss him?

He is the Wild Card.

I've been boycotting Seth McFarlane for quite a while. I'll check out the newest season on Hulu.

Or one of Frank's hats from 30 Rock.

Well, there's high tea with the Queen of England Wednesday, Troll Victims Anonymous Thursday, and parkour class Friday. All booked up!

I was going to be all belligerent about how that fucking troll and all that, but laugh it up while you can. Dane Cook's time approaches, and we will all be burned to cinders by his fiery third coming unto basic cable.

Dane Cook is waiting in the wings.

Probably on top of a pimply youth's head. He saw a Jonas brother do it! It's cool!

RECESSION PLAN

FEDORA! NOOOOOOO! COME BACK TO ME!

Plus, making two movies would have given them time to adapt book 6, instead of making up a rather disappointing ending. I would have loved to see Gideon's giant cyro-machine in CGI, but they probably would have cancelled a second movie anyway. Ugh.

I came home to visit (from college! Yay!) and I was serenaded non-stop.

Arrrrooooo!

Ace Reporter Hipster D-Bag here at Occupy Wall Street, where my cap with a little "PRESS" card tucked into the brim has been snatched and shat on by a belligerent hippie. Yes, I am still wearing it.

He is the goddamn 1%.

I was totally following along with you, Horny Midget, until the second half of the last sentence.

We're calling it the Mancession now?