Golly! My computer 'sploded!

It's the iYiYi!

Men! Vhy do you vatch the spvorts! Mein vazina!

Johnny Bench called.

I have no words. You monsters.

You googled "The Band (band)". Did you mean The "Band" ("band")?

*laugh track*

You just made me cry.

You got your hot beef injection in my hot beef burrito!

No no no. It's "They're mine, not'chos."

There are not enough BONGs in the world for that.

I'm just surprised he didn't work the words nacho, enchilada or burrito in there.

My brother bought an acoustic guitar and learned to play Ramona. I now hate that song a little.

Let's all go be nasty in the comments.

The "pirates are in this year" line was relevant… when the first book came out around 2003. In the movie, it seems really dated.

"I am a handsome young man!"

RIOT

Oh em gee, YES. Kuribo's Shoe is still the ultimate power-up.

I keep trying to order an "alppacino" at Starbucks. They refuse to look at me.

Yeah; Whitney is anchoring Wednesday nights, replacing Up All Night, which is replacing Community.