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I prefer to compare them to that thing you do when you mix all the sodas at the fountain together: tooth-rotting insanity. Om nom nom.

And they offer liberal-approved porn, too!

Minecraft Block-Workers Against Cruelty to Creepers

I have dressed a deer. My dad is very, very right wing and enjoys guns. He decided to TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL and actually shoot a thing, with a gun.

NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE

Tofu Boy was added to SMB as a playable character. Type in "petaphile" at the main screen. He is totally useless.

Yeah, the movie really castrated her character. I can kind of understand, given the pressing need to compress time and all, but it was still pretty awful.

I'm excited for EVERYTHING about this feature: hopefully they'll give some things I passed on a look, as well as properties I already love. This is a win-win situation.

You're wrong! YOU'RE ALL WRONG! BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!

Unfortunately, it's still their most popular show. THERE IS NO JUSTICE

This probably won't have any bearing on NBC's decision (unless it goes viral), but very, VERY nice, Chris. I applaud you. Now let's stick this on Reddit.

Oh God! He disappeared mid-reply, after imparting his words of wisdom to an uncaring comments board! Why? Why?!

Unfortunately, we ran out of bacon.

The sidestory was a little off; I totally didn't buy Abed as a pro-choicer.

Gee, over-reacting much? I was as vocal in the Community thread as the next guy, I don't want to freak out about that here.

Don't do that! Anyone who gazes upon her visage turns to stone!

Please don't tell me Zach Galifinakis is nude in this episode. Please do not tell that to me.

@avclub-19db33a7920e55ba3a32ab69d87f65b8:disqus You seriously have never seen Archer?

C'mon, Juan, you're doin' it all wrong.