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Tell me about these happy days, William. I need a pick-me-up.

What a ridiculous attempt to inject new vitality into an aging show! I'm flabbergasted!

can i hug you

Hello? Can anybody hear me? There's already almost a thousand comments and it's very, very dark.

Whoa whoa whoa, what's The Firm? I need to Encarta this.

What's it called? Sounds interesting.

I am completely fine with this!

I'm not a Redditor. I just like using the phrase "fucks given".

I'm moving to Somalia. The sandy beaches should help me forget me loss.

Oh, profdragon. Even in times of crisis, you remain yourself.

I see what you did there.

SHIT-FUCKING GODDAMN LOUSY SHODDILY MADE DAIRY PRODUCTS

Eh, I'm not really that worried; sweet sweet syndication money should help them come to a final decision. It's not cancelled yet!

Thank goodness for Stir Fryday.

What else would they beat Whitney with?

That is correct: it is not cancelled yet. We're practicing for when it inevitably is, since a mid-season pull is usually a precursor to cancellation.

I'm laughing through my tears!

Can I *hic* have *huh-huh* rainbow *hic* sherbert?

Current number of comments: 150. Current number of fucks given: ALL OF THEM

SHUT UP, YOU… YOU… GUY