FUCK YOU, YOU SOULLESS MONSTER! BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

Yeah, we're all devastated. Let's all die.

In my defense, I posted this during the comment time-out, so I hadn't seen the five or so "six seasons and a movie" posts that had already appeared.

Well, the HolocaACTUALLY NO THIS IS WORSE

ALSO DENTAL PLAN

Wow. Great minds think alike.

But it dropped off after season seven, where they totally jumped the shark by revealing that Abed was a Cylon.

SHUT YOUR GOD-DAMNED MOUTH HOLE, YOU SEWAGE EATING LUNA… whoops, sorry.

GO EAT A DICK

six seasons and a OH GOD WHY *uncontrollable sobbing*

I'm talking about the fedora of old, the one that meant you had a manly grip to your handshake and more sperm that the average Joe.

OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH FUCK! COMMUNITY IS BEING CANCELLED!

That was EXACTLY what I was thinking of when I made that lame joke about the Hardy Boys reboot. Thank God for Kate Beaton.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus Sounds legit!

I meant "sad" as in "pitiful", which is still redundant, actually.

SO THAT WAS YOU

The one show on the Hub that tickled my fancy, and pretty much the only one that doesn't tie into a toy product, was this bizarre thing called "Dan VS", in which a 20-something loser has life problems and blames them on things like werewolves and ninjas. It sounded like the perfect Adult-Swim style show, so I gave it…

Ah! I had it all wrong. So, essentially, it follows the Battleship modus: make a franchise that will appeal to kids, and slap a brand name on it to sell more board games.

Well, it's good to know even you have limits.

Whoa, sweet! I totally forgot Hulu is still free for current season episodes. I'll go take a look.