Seriously, I can't even imagine this lasting five episodes.

In the dystopic future, clouds have become sentient. They are very, very sad.

You know what would be amazing? A gritty reboot of the Hardy Boys: The Harder Boys. Only on the CW.

Or the bassist of a sad Alice Cooper cover band!

Yeah, hats became douche material when people started wearing them backwards. I miss the manly fedora.

Why would Crow like my dad? Crow knows my dad is totes wack, man.

He's wearing a vest! He's got to understand my deepest thoughts!

Hello, new desktop wallpaper of my friend's computer. *right clicks, saves as*

Well, I… yes. Yes, you are my friend. My special friend. Friends forever.

Timberlake finally realized that his music royalties from Happy Feet 2 will keep bringing in the cash for a few more years, at which point he will make another rom-com starring his abs.

Oh, Costco-size bottle of Pepto-Bismol, you're my only friend nowadays.

And the Pepsi Throwback!

There totally were. I remember that. They couldn't stack worth anything, but the sheer joy of actually seeing the words "Lego my Eggos" was worth the price of admission.

Will your childhood be coming out on Blu-Ray any time soon?

It definitely was. It's still the only Sony animated movie I have any desire to see by myself, and not with any Small Relatives clamoring for it.

Said the guy whose handle contains the words "pickle" and "shitter" in the same word.

I see "fat female cook" and I think "Paula Deen". The internet has burned my brain.

Five words: scarves, TARDIS, fez, Daleks, screwdriver. You are now entirely up to speed on the franchise, at least according to the Internet.

Wait wait wait, new Buffy movie? When was this?

Doctor Who and the Not Enough Scarves