Did they do anything with Guy Fieri? I'm debating whether or not to pirate this episode.

The sonic railroad spike hammer? Weeping Indians? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE WESTERN DR. WHO JOKES

I know who he is, actually; it was a retarded attempt at a Beetlejuice pun. It didn't make any sense, did it?

Fortunately, each bad deal had a workaround: in the Merchant of Venice, Portia used the fact that Shylock had used the exact measure of a pound to prevent blood being spilled, and in Rumpelstiltskin, I think they used a bomb wrapped in a blanket. Or was that a Roadrunner cartoon?

I had no idea what to expect from the title. I thought it might be more Tea Party jargon.

Bonanza was not entirely realistic?!

That just made me want to go watch that Robot Chicken 300-style-Revolutionary-War sketch again.

Rumpelstiltskin's the dude that you summon by saying his name three times, right? Right?

HA

Expand, explain, and accentuate, please. I need more reasons not to watch this.

PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER DOWN, JOHNNY

I used to love The Most Extreme. When I was like seven or so.
I also used to love Planet's Funniest Animals.

OK, time for me to clarify some stuff.

That is actually pretty much exactly what I am looking for. Many thanks! A like, to you!

Can I ask the same question? I keep feeling like giving it a try, then someone on some website I like slams it, then the process repeats. I need a straight answer!

The Frosted Tips would be a neat band name. Who knows? It might even spawn a hairstyle like the Flock of Seagulls did.

And they foster an environment of DANCE.

This seems legit.

The Archmage of the Aether will play a sassy gambler.

You work with Adam Sandler?!