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"The titular Mad Moxxi,"

Absolute worst animation I have ever seen in a relatively big budget game. Whenever conversation is going on, people look as if they are suffering from some sort of partial seizure in the areas that affect upper body movement.

Nintendo 64 release of starcraft? I never even knew about that. Whoa.

Try and get, at the very least, a part time job, so I can afford health insurance, food, AND videogames. Graduating from college sucks. Can't afford more schooling that would actually matter, can't get a job with the schooling I have.

@Manuel Luz: You didn't mention the cheapest gun of all? At least the grenade launcher or plasma didn't autotrack the target for you. Taking the S out of FPS, replacing it with FPVSITDATD or First Person Vaguely Stare in Their Direction and They Die.

@Jerry Blanton: I dunno. Linear design is one thing, but being able to play the game with a rubber-band until you see an enemy is taking it too far.

@ShaggE: Cracking Eggs Of Wisdom: Maybe... maybe the god eating happens at the end? They should name it after the sesame street book and go for "The God Eater at the end of this game."

Ok, there is something wrong with me.

@godot: See, his comment had nothing to do with his sick sense of humor, which he already says he feels bad about. If you want to stir up drama take it elsewhere please, or at least do it in a more tactful manner, I mean, "Rate it on a scale of zero to smothered infant? (link)" really?

Awwww man. I was hoping for an article on some real life Tron action based on the headline.

@Svend Joscelyne: Meanwhile, while they are scurrying, probably nothing will change until this guy leaves office anyways.

@Treponema_Pallidum: When you stub your toe, do you say your leg hurts? Blaming the entirety of the government does not help fix the issue. Blaming one man, however puts the spotlight on him.

@fELIXADER: The bargain bins are filled with games that let "Gamers experience it themselves" and not necessarily bad games either.

@magnakaiser: I don't know why, but the second face is funnier to me.

@Poul Wrist: Easy solution: make games with a german language option, don't "localize" them though. Importers will snap them up, circumventing any ratings board. #aliensvspredator

@EB-Hawk: Well, it's not universally recognized like the movie ratings system. Well, more like Nationally recognized, what with different nations having different ratings... #sex

@Muggs Bigglesworth: I remember the only time I ever had a lucid dream. I called up a clock, only to discover I couldn't read it. Then I decided to fly. Then it went back to normal dreaming. #flyinggames

Oh god. It's hollow. If I had the patience to do that, I would build him up, put that last brick on his hat take a picture... then put on a boxing glove and punch the side of his head as hard as I could. and I LIKE Mario! #mario

No, no, no. It's a $100 GAMECUBE. They are trying to shift some old stock. By charging about 5x what it is worth. #xbox360

Hmm. This would be a "good" "party" game. #amazon