@kitsuneconundrum: No. A wall of text doesn't have paragraphs. It has a paragraph that is three pages long. This is a long article.

@adoggz: Why not give him a puppy while you are at it?

@gametr4x: I think thermal damage applies to overheating from weapon usage... so yeah.

I like watching more than playing. I could see this becoming big.

@copet: Reply button. USE IT.

[kotaku.com]

If it crashes again, can we laugh at them? Between screaming at them and sobbing hysterically of course.

If by out today you mean out by sometime today, then yes. Nowhere on the website can I find the game yet.

The article says 10-12 students will be allowed to choose it as their major in fall 2009... but there will be 70 courses?

"the unforgettable Color Television Calibration Cartridge" sounds so much better when you imagine it being read by Strong Bad.

@Moonshadow101: Ditto. .

@taftsearlobe33: So did I.

Well, I was going to try, only to find out that COH updater doesn't even work. It just says Connecting #1 then closes. Then opens again. Then closes. Until I close it manually.

@2SBs: I think he was referring to the fact that the SAME SEX marriages can lead to pregnancies. Manbabies and ladybabies.

I am proposing a "gay" rating. Here is what you do. You take One (1) Homophobic teenage boy with no social filter, One (1) console, One (1) stack of games.

No. No! No! NO! NO! NO!

@Cloral: Ah, one of the "Any publicity is good publicity" crowd.

@Ken: Greetings, visitor from 4chania! Allow us to educate you on our local customs. Mainly, we don't act like you!

@TheContender: They did do this with pre-made animations. They look like crap.

What I want to know is: How does it control? I hated the 3d mortal kombats, because one of the things I liked best about the 2d ones were the FAST attacks. They decided for the 3D that all basic attacks take a full half-second to execute, and that the easy combos generally end after three hits.