@Ghede: Shoot, meant a PSP.

DO NOT CRITICIZE THE GAME AT ALL!

This is why Customer Service should be a major priority. It saves you a ton in advertising to change peoples opinion of your company after a gaffe like this.

Let's get started on the corporate self-rating!

"While seems big enough to take on everything in the game if it wanted to, the fact that everything even slightly close to his size, makes the game much more challenging."

"Choose from a ludicrous amount of beards!"

You mean... I can fight... as Andre the Giant?

Before anyone goes freaking out, this isn't the RIAA. They are targeting major distributors of hardware, not people who torrent .ISOs and roms. These guys made six-digits a year selling this stuff. They got greedy.

@okenny :) ...building bridges (to hide under): It's not Bologna. Bologna is processed meat with spices. Canadian Bacon is a slice of ham.

@Ghede: Scratch that... "What happens when a dragon slayer meets the the most unlikely of fates? What happens when a dragon slayer... becomes a dragon?"

"For those of you who played Divine Divinity or Beyond Divinity you're going to get another chance to enter the realm of Rivellon"

I like that he actually comes off as admiring of some of the sporn.

Wait, the villains are Castro and Kim Jong-il? So... Chuck Norris is going to roundhouse kick a dying man and a midget? That bastard.

It could be a griffin, or maybe a hippogryph. A Roc is just a big bird. Picking-up-elephants big, not teaching-kids-valuable-lessons-on-a-television-show big.

@Pantsman: It's actually the result of open-brain shitting around.

Cosplayer Hive... Huh. I think there could be a horror movie on that.

@Lightguy: Sir, you dropped this in my drink. Whatever did you lose it over?

@EmpressInYellow: The grimly grinning grimalkin grins grimly at the grim darkness.

I had better pre-order, get the code, cancel the pre-order before it releases, then order Nuts&Bolts on gamefly!

Half of my problem solving skills I learned from video-games.