WOO! Blood on the sand is dead! Hopefully.

Dr Pepper is the Nectar of the Gods. How dare you sir. Good warm or cold, doesn't adversely affect my teeth or throat like pepsi and coke, respectively. NY for the Dr!

@Captiosus: The point of disemvoweling is simply to make you look like a tool.

... The title really threw me off. For some reason, I can now only associate mapping with making FPS levels. Mapping the future: cp_tachyon

th_r_ _s _n_th_r w_y.

@Coquiton: No, mAstUrbAtIOn. ... Your mind isn't in the gutter, it was intentional. Just don't make masturbation jokes at Crecente's expense.

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s, y thnk dsmvwlng wll stp m? Y cn't dsmvwl m! M dsmvwls m! hhhhhhhhh!

"Spock, who portrays Leonard Nimoy in real life" would have had me ROFLing, were I not already lying down on a bed. ROBLing?

Damn. It's not that I want the graphical direction changed, but I had this great idea. Edit a Diablo III video and stop it midway through and display the credits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I will only be pleased if they also include a bonus game-mode that takes this to it's logical extreme. Everything is clean and sparkly, there is no combat, and you walk around saying nice things to people and being a good person.

I'm still scared of monsters. Every time I open a door at night, if I so much as thing of something scary I become convinced that there is something horrible waiting behind it. I open the door and walk towards my doom.

Fuck you Kotaku. Got me all excited. I hit Live, searched for the fucking demo and found nothing. So I came back here. And learned from the COMMENTS, not the article, that it was a fileplanet deal. No problem, I fill out the questionnaire. And discover that I have to fucking pay for a beta. Pay. for. a. Beta.

@PapaBear434: My god. I just realized. He is turning star-wars into Dragon Ball Z. All we need are three more movies with wishes making sure no character ever dies ever.

Notepad. Who needs "Features" when all I'm doing is jotting down a few things. Lightweight, fast, and simplistic interface, plus I can actually read what I wrote afterward. It's Chicken-scratch on paper. No touchpad, camera, or web access required.

@Caseus: However, the local authorities are VERY interested. The ASPCA is holding on line one. What should I tell them?

@oddgit: Polish is the wrong word. When you polish something you make it smooth and shiny, but by removing material, not adding to it. A gentle grind, if you will. The 'rest' idea didn't come from removing ideas, it came from looking at what was missing and filling the gaps. More like fixing a wall.

I can't play it. Gametap is fucking buggy. I try to run any game, I get Error 3011. They gave me a blanket answer "It's ur virus protection interfering with our stuff" but even disabling my virus protection leads to redownloading the games, trying to play them, getting error 3011, swearing, re-enabling virus…

I don't like Panic at the Disco, I prefer fire at the disco, fire at the taco bell.

@maniacmayhem, icegoat, ƒox, DaveKap, Punkateer: