I'd say the key to it would be to make them 'disposable'. Replace daily if it has seen use. It would be such a nightmare to clean, but considering the massive population drop they have to have seen on Sera, and the fact they already have interstellar capabilities, I don't think resources are an issue. Production and…

@Xideo: Worst DMC? Three words: Mandatory. Dice. Minigame.

@Tenth: Don't assume he is a comic geek just from that. The same bit of info is already up on Joystiq.

It seems faster than the newer Mortal Kombat games. I like the freefall. I hope they finally scrapped the awful combat styles mechanic.

@ƒox: And when they do release the Pyro Video, they will make FOUR versions and only release one. One male, one female, one still suited up, and one as Mr. Smithers. Just to prevent any leaks.

I'm positive now. There will be no closure. They will keep playing to the suspicion, but never confirming it. The Pyro may or may not be a woman, but valve sure as hell is being a cock-tease about it.

The community is self policing. Simply put, if you don't offer tools to allow them to police more effectively, they won't buy any games except those of particular renown. They would get Desktop Tower Defense rehash, but avoid the groundbreaking new [mmo,platformer,fps,rts,shmup] from [INDIEGAMEDEVELOPER].

They probably won't be for sale. They will most likely be shipped to game-stores across the nation. Employees will get first dibs.

That press release is downright smug. Why, they are metaphorically waving their gamecock right in our faces!

@NitrousO: Mine too, that is why I supplement it with Wikipedia for small stuff, and Google for big stuff, cross-reference multiple sites, books, and what remains of my memory for the really big stuff.

@NitrousO: [en.wikipedia.org])

@chareverie: Some of those long-exposure shots look like they were a lot of fun to make. Especially that one with orange loops by Toby Keller.

@Sailorcancer: I assume any of them. I could be wrong.

@Snowdaddy: That's not listed as a requirement.

@Sailorcancer: No. On DS though.

@PsycheE: 4th of July, 1776

At no point did he say "One Entry per person" but I'm pretty sure if you decide to mail-spam they will not only ignore you, but ban you as well.

@Ghede: Or maybe... shave them a little.

If it turns out that the contest was already won by the time this comes out... I'll cut somebody. Cut them good.

GODDAMNIT! I sent in an entry... to the WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS. Goddamnit. I sent it to KotakuContests@gmail.com...