He could have overlaid another eye over that one to get an X symbol...

I give you... THE PURPLE TENTACLE!

WHY HASN'T ANYONE SHOT THEM YET?

Now there is going to be a Game Tournament to see who can win the real version. The winner will lose their soul.

There are Zoids fans?

@elementary: Because the Wii controller itself is wireless, along with any other peripheral that attaches to it. Marketing it as a special feature is like marketing... a house for having walls.

@unangbangkay: Most of these achievements are cumulative, you could probably unlock two of the weapons just by playing regularly.

BREAKING NEWS:

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Oh shitfuck. Nosebleed.

@belo: I think Kojima realized that. The background noises don't help either. This is way more creepy than it is sexy. I half expect them to step out of the screen and kill me.

More games should feature the Japanese language, especially if they weren't produced in Japan.

@Nolano: @Edmon: Go back to /b/, stay there, and never come back.

... How much of that was actual player control and not on-rails movement and Quick-time events?

NSFW should go AFTER the jump, Mr. McWhertor.

Ok, now the next step is for the eventual sequel, 3girls1cup to use this instead of a normal cup. Then the reference shall fold in on itself and the universe will implode. None of us will be unhappy about that. We will embrace the sweet release of death to escape the mental scars.

@ThatGuyOverThere: Maybe they shot the cameraman for breaking, entering, and photographing.

Mustache Mustache, hands down. Must have been a bitch to make. Also, very silly.

Bacon of the month club. BACON. OF. THE. MONTH. CLUB.

I'd say it was real, I don't think anyone at EA/Maxis would make a "Pornosaurus" complete with spiked testicles.