I don't have a snowballs chance for this contest, but the way I see it, they are eventually going to hold it again as the site grows. Best get ready now. Maybe by next time I'll have a shot.

So if I want to make it into weekly comments I can just repurpose Chuck Norris jokes for someone relating to the article at hand?

If any of those "Power Points" are in the starting Island, I'm going to have to hurt someone.

Two bugs. The fool. He has declared victory with two bugs left? Now the fix shall cause a ripple throughout the game! Two bugs shall become ten different bugs they thought they had fixed!

Those restaurants sound awesome. I wonder if the menu feature also has a "See a picture of an idealized copy of the food most likely not actually made with the food in question, so you vaguely know what it looks like" feature. Toss in nutritional guidelines, sorting features based on price, calories, allergens, etc...…

It sounds like a sweet gig but... Nobody likes me.

He's not happy. He's been stabbed. Gamefly will cut you, cut you good.

When is the Great ambu-whatsit update? (Ambulation? Ambulatory? I can never remember. Something to do with walking.) Sometime this decade?

"Attention" sounds downright terrifying.

@Preyfar: For distilling your opinion on the game from a nuanced paragraph to a 1-10 score let me be the first to say:

... I will rent this only if they include a Amusement Park Parking Lot level. CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH! TAKE ALL THE GOOD SPACES WILL YOU? AHAHAHAHAHA!

@aevanko: No need to turn it into a triple post, this isn't a forum.

@WiseSalesman: You and I are mortals, but Yakkity Sax will never die!

@QualityJeverage: Innocent players who walk between a horses ass and a cliff. The one where he sees his friend kicked off the ledge, then gets RIGHT behind the horse? That kind of stupidity DESERVES a kick.

OK, that is gold. I have to get AoC now, simply because they allow such a maneuver.

@Drake Lake: Two ingredients listed by the Necrorockicon! Someone is trying to summon a giant Buddy Holly with an octopus on his head!

It's Executive, Legislative, and Strawberry, right?

I call bias! All of the comments were either written by or nominated by people with at least 1 o in their name! Down with circular vowel tyranny! Up with E's!

@liquid_kore: I am now analyzing the analysis of the analysts analysts.

@hk458: Witty, and no. No it wasn't. It was an obvious pun. Why do you think he added the groan?