These headphones are garbage. The microphone is so quiet it’s essentially useless, and the battery on mine would only hold a charge for about 5 minutes. Do not buy these.

These headphones are garbage. The microphone is so quiet it’s essentially useless, and the battery on mine would…

Fuck this manchild. 

As a former Oklahoman, I can confirm that this is indeed the case.

Gita, your dad seems cool as hell! Tell him he can buy me a drone for Christmas. Unfortunately, I can’t collect it and won’t really ever know when I will be able to collect it, so could you ask him to keep it for me and take cool pictures with it in the interim? You’re welcome to include the pictures taken with my new…

Disco Elysium could easily replace Kentucky Route Zero or The Outer Worlds.

I can’t believe I’ve counted a number of dickhead responses to your article. Fuck those guys. This article deeply moved me, and it’s fantastic you're doing this. I hope you share updates on the progress of the camper, and some shots of the thing in action.

But users don’t actually have the option to sell their accounts. It explicitly violates Steam's TOS.

Ugh I totally agree. It’s like the battle theme is for a really bad comedy caper film.

I laughed way too hard at the title alone.

In her bedroom???

Yes! Fuck all the incels and weirdos getting angry boners! Good job, Twitch!

So glad you’ve written this. I’ve not got it so bad as you that I’m googling correct responses, thank God, but this is the first time I’ve ever felt so inclined to have no real beliefs as a character in a game before. My only belief is that I should be loved by everyone, and it’s been bothering me as well.

This is true, but emummc exists now, so you can have a clean nand for official switch firmware and your emummc for custom firmware.

I don’t know about this.... Spam is my guilty pleasure and I don’t think there is anything remotely “feminine-coded” about Spam.

This is how you should wash dishes. The whole running the water the entire time method is the dumbest goddamn thing ever.

wtf is up with people just running the water the entire time they wash their dishes? Do this:

A Rivian designer reads Jalopnik confirmed.

Hahaha I feel like I know the person you’re talking about.

Somebody gifted me one of these damn lamps and I have to leave it on all the time or it creates a pool of water at its base because of how stupidly humid it is where I live...

Your mousepad is hanging over the edge of your desk like a sad banana peel. Get a mousepad that covers your desk and put that poor thing out of its misery.