It’s like none of these people have ever heard of the public library. 

Yeah, crush those filthy consumers under the massive corporate boot!

Nearly all of the very few times I’ve actually known happiness have been on hikes.

Literally the only reason I clicked this article was to see a shoe recommendation... I frequently sprain my right ankle but I love going on very long hikes and I also love running. A proper trail shoe is the only thing I actually need. I don’t care about any of this other fluff.

Literally the only reason I clicked this article was to see a shoe recommendation... I frequently sprain my right…

The thing I hate about Scrabble is how goddamn personal it gets for some people. It's just a game about spelling, ffs. I'd you lose, it doesn't mean I'm more intelligent than you, so stop fucking pouting. Also, if you win, it does not mean you're an undiscovered genius. Why is this game like this?

The thing I hate about Scrabble is how goddamn personal it gets for some people. It's just a game about spelling,…

I love Agricola, but Caverna is so much more fun.

I love Agricola, but Caverna is so much more fun.

Lol the music is so bad.

Hahahahaha!! Holy shit! The gall of the impoverished to own a refrigerator and/or a microwave! It's almost like it isn't 1950 anymore.

Lol please tell me this really happened!

I didn’t have to pretend not to have read the tweet and it looked to me like some kind of jug filled with flowers and overflowing with jizz.

Great article. Salient points. Totally agree, but it’s hard to forget all of the Neo-Nazi discord channels I’ve been invited to by people I’ve met in online games... Hmm...

Me: How far back?

I love tap water when it’s not contaminated with lead. I love it so much, I take it with me in a gigantic metal jar with built-in suck-hole whenever I take the trash to the curb. I stop at the curb and suck the water from my metal jar’s suck-hole to celebrate my good deed. I am such a manly man!

Perez, you dickless weasel! Everyone tweet that at him right now!

Interesting point. Follow-up question and equally salient point: I always get cramps using my Switch. How do people hold these things that they not get hand cramps?

I don’t care much about this story, but I don’t think you should beat yourself up over your reporting. The ex-girlfriend told you she had a relationship with the guy’s brother. Her assertion now that said relationship is only a friendship seems specious, at best. That said, who cares? The dorks castigating her for her…

Look at her shit-eating grin after receiving the lead-in question to her stupid non sequitur. Some idiot at Fox and/or with Bondi’s camp clearly orchestrated this interview so she could hit her only talking point about evil videogames.

Lol! That is straight up plagiarism. You’re taking someone else’s ideas and presenting them as your own.

I tried reading this, but it was so hard to read because of all of the pointless marginal notes. One of the notes reads something like: “There is another scene where Motoko and the driver switch places, but it was too much of a bother to draw so I left it out.”

I tried reading this, but it was so hard to read because of all of the pointless marginal notes. One of the notes…

It is SO GOOD! If you like that kind of game.