They’re bloggers, though...

I’m from the Midwest and have no idea what “Midwest fancy” is supposed to mean.

I fucking love schnitzel. Would actually pay you a couple of crusty human dollars just to smell that schnitzel. Let’s hang.

I’m one of those weird people who FUCKING HATES DISHWASHERS, BURN THEM ALL. They take forever to clean dishes, for one thing, and they use a shit-ton of water. They’ve steam burned me, and I have sliced my finger on paring knives so many times that I will never use a dishwasher ever again. The only thing I liked about…

Wow! I actually thought those shelves were stocked!

It’s actually a sly psychological attack on your intelligence. Research has shown that people make more impulsive purchasing decisions if they’re in a venue with loud music playing. If the music were soft, you might think twice about spending that much money on your dinner and drinks.

Oh man! The homophobes would all have aneurysms! I can’t wait!

Because they’re incredibly stupid.

My wife does this. I’ve tried it at her insistence, and it’s not bad. Who the fuck cares how people choose to prepare and eat their food?

I’m so glad the stupid manbabies of the videogame world have such an idiotic sword to fall on.

Kathmandu is not a small town.

I suspect it’s very high. The average yearly income in Nepal for 2017 was around $850. Many people do live on much less than that, though.

That is amazing!

When I was in Nepal, I got rid of a crow’s bone and junk collection from my in-laws’ roof. I swear to God that crow told his friends, because from that day until I left the country, crows would consistently go out of their way to fuck with me. They would dive bomb me and shout at me. They’re too damn smart.

Lol this really bothered me too. The dude is exhibiting clear signs of addiction and it’s somehow all the wife’s fault.

Uh... What the fuck? The issue here is literally that this guy is playing too damn much! There’s no other way to frame it! Jesus Christ. If he’s playing from 8pm until well after she’s fallen asleep, that’s probably six hours a day spent gaming. That’s fucking insane. The solution to the problem is clearly that this…

I often see the hate for symmetra in games where symmetra is clearly carrying us to victory with the way she can whittle away the enemies’ health and excellent teleporter placement. I just don’t get it. I love it when a good symmetra is on my team. In my experience she’s a very strong tactical presence of she’s played…

This absolutely disgusts me. You are eating an animal! These people who are squeamish about touching raw meat are probably the same idiots who think hunters are inhumane. You know what’s inhumane? Eating meat without giving a single thought to the animal’s existence. It’s sick that people have the nerve to judge those…

People can “seem like [they’re] sane” and still have severe mental illnesses. In fact, many serial killers seem perfectly normal in person.

Yes, you’re right. That the gun was so easily accessible is definitely the most important aspect of this story. I wouldn’t say that the kid’s rage doesn’t matter, though. He was literally so mad about not being able to play his game that he murdered his sister. Both the rage and the accessibility of the gun are…