Lol that’s going to be all of us when we’re grandparents because we will have wasted our lives playing videogames and will be suffering from dementia because of something in our diets, I don’t know, so we’ll actually think we were Link.

It’s wonderful on switch. I’ve not touched a PC game since getting it, but holy shit is it painful to play in handheld mode. The joy-cons are so stupidly designed that unless you have Donald Trump hands you’ll get a repetitive stress injury if you play in handheld mode for any significant amount of time. I’m actually…

Except that analogy doesn’t work here. Jason loves JRPGs. For your analogy to work you’d have to say something like, “it’s like letting someone who hates Madden NFL 17 review Madden NFL 18.” Which is actually a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

I feel you. The racism in online games is so ubiquitous that I’m at the point where I’ve almost entirely lost interest in playing anything online anymore.

The transphobics kind of crack me up. They probably can’t even have sex without worrying that the vagina they’re in may have at one point in time been a dick. If they weren’t violent, it would be fucking hilarious. That’s assuming they ever have sex, which is one hell of an assumption.

This is the perfect response! Holy shit! I’m going to bookmark this and send it to every gamer who gets mad when I tell them it’s not cool.

I feel so lost and scared after seeing this woman. Send help.

I live in OKC. The cops are fucking assholes, especially on the south side where the shooting occurred. I’ve seen them tow away a young black woman’s car because her tag was expired by a couple of months. She had just picked her kids up from school, too. And let’s not forget this is the department that basically…

Picked this up last week and I love it so very much. Really awesome that they keep releasing free comment packs.

It was Teddy. He was trying to fast forward to the juicy bit and accidentally hit the like button.

So they’re doing essentially what Walmart did to Mom and Pop grocery stores, except they’re entirely eliminating humans from the equation rather than simply turning them into impoverished workers for their empire. This is so fucked.

I despise violence, but I am 100% with you on this. There are absolutely values which must be fought for, and being “civil” does nothing to advance such fights. In an ideal world, maybe it would be great for everyone to be chill all the time, but in an ideal world we wouldn’t have unarmed black men murdered regularly…

Really, dude? Look at his fucking username.

Go fuck yourself, racist inbreeder.

But they look like wax figures.

Are the fire tablets any good? That price point seems ridiculous.

Are the fire tablets any good? That price point seems ridiculous.

Coriander of tamarind. I’ve never seen a dumber name.

Well, he doesn’t look at all like an inbred bigot. Nope. Not at all.

The answer is simple:

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