I’m totally with you, Cecilia. I gave up on anime when I hit my twenties for this very reason. My wife always makes fun of me because I’ll pause on the animes when browsing Netflix titles because I love the idea of anime, but every single time I try to watch one I just can’t get past the fan service and awful tropes.…

I can’t tell if he’s mystified or on the cusp of enlightenment.

Who is this wakka wakka flaim character? I like him. He seems like a good kid.

Really? People are mad? I’ve been waiting for a female Doctor for years! I couldn’t be happier!

Yeah, fuck these assholes! I’ve stopped playing online games entirely because I’m so fucking sick of fighting with these sexist and racist motherfuckers.

I had one of these! Mine broke into quite a few pieces after throwing it on the ground, though. I probably should have taken some anger management classes as a kid. It’s weird because I never rage at anything now. Not even when I probably should.

What the fuck? Who gives a shit about what turns him on! I’m so sick of this puritanical bullshit. People like to fuck. It’s healthy. People like to pull on their yanguses. It’s healthy. Some people like to put their yanguses in weird places and some people like to put strange things inside their great sabercats.…

Lol I have that second rug you hate. It matches my fucking uncomfortable couch. And it was only like $20 on clearance.

The sorting hat dives deep into the viscera of your extradimensional aspect, consuming bits and pieces of you that you never knew existed, leaving you husklike though you feel fine. Everything’s fine. Relax. The sorting hat grows stronger and more wicked, the extradimensional entrails of his victims dripping from the…

It doesn’t help that story mode dumbs down the moveset for some idiotic reason.

But how do you parry???

But how do you parry???

I’m getting old, too. These days I’m mostly playing ASCII roguelikes. But, I did start playing Tekken 7 and it’s incredibly addictive. It’s so addictive that it finally made me install SF4, which I’ve also been digging. One thing that made a huge difference for me was I decided to try playing with my keyboard instead…

There’s a Labyrinth point and click game?!?!

JK. Never watched the show and probably never will. I just wanted to give you a gentle ribbing.

Thanks a lot, asshat.

What is this garbage I’ve just read? Who is this person? I don’t understand what’s happening. What I especially don’t understand is how she could have possibly been paid to write for anyone at all. I won’t be reading the book unless she actually learns how to write.

What was he meant to say? “Hey, I’m me and this is a game. Here’s a dude who worked on the game.” Is that it? If so, how the hell did he fuck that up? He got the “I’m me” part right, which confirms my belief that nearly all YouTube content creators are narcissists, but everything after that was a complete trainwreck.…

Uh, no. A 1060, which is close to this, often costs around 160.

Approximately the same price, actually.