I’m sure being a narcissistic asshole is what encourages most of these people to begin streaming IRL, so I’m not sure if it’s really what people want to see our if it’s just the result of the type of person who starts these kinds of streams.

Has anyone seen my child?

I actually liked the first two games, though they did make me break out in a cold sweat and grind my teeth for hours.

I’m a dude. Hello. When I was in high school I did a year long experiment during which I wore nothing but women’s clothing, the vast majority of which went directly against the student drescode. Not once was I asked to go to the principal’s office. Even stranger was that my geography teacher seemed especially to like…

I don’t think it’s just some of us that are this way. I think we all are, excepting the obvious sociopaths and idiots.

Wait... You mean to tell me he’s supposed to be a jazz musician and not dressed up as a male stripper? Why the gold codpiece, then?

It seemed fishy, huh? Did the sharks give it away?

It’s like if your plate suddenly decided it could definitely move around the house.

And then, of course, they bone.

Sounds beautiful, but I think I just had a seizure.

These look so much better...

Is nobody else bothered by this game’s extreme consumerism?

Nintendo is so goddamn blind sometimes. Unless they’re going to follow the NES Classic up with something else, this makes no fucking sense whatsoever. You’d think that after the Wii U they’d run with whatever actually makes them money. I’m not mad. Promise.

Just buy a PC.

Exactly this. Actually listen and show genuine interest in the people you’d like to spend time with.

What the hell is a thort?

Does it slow down internet speeds?

Does it slow down internet speeds?

I think you mean screwinside squad.

Yeah, I own a WiiU and a copy of breath of the wild, but I would much rather play this on my PC than my TV. If I were to emulate the Wii U game on my PC then I’d not be doing anything illegal since I own both the game and the system. Now, if Nintendo actually released a PC version of the game then I’d immediately opt…

I’m a dude and I fully endorse this article. Fuck these tops. My wife likes them, but she’s never been able to find one that actually looks good and it’s a source of minor anxiety for her. Because she never likes how she looks in these stupid tops, she thinks it somehow means she’s unattractive. I keep telling her…