I felt the same way. But it makes sense. Look at how offended he seems when he says things like, “I don’t know if he likes me [. . .]” The obsession with people liking him suggests to me that he’s a very lonely person, deep down. I’m not saying he’s a good person, though. But he’d make an excellent flawed protagonist…

Also, walking like that for long periods of time can’t be good for your hips, can it?

I’ve been thinking a lot about that compliment. I thought it strange that he didn’t follow it up with one last stump speech, but then I realized that he was genuinely flattered by Hillary’s comment about his children. I think all it takes to tame the beast is to appeal to his vanity. She gives one backhanded…

I’m interested in a lecture on the feud between Sunnis and shi’as. Too bad I’m not interested in the video games she’s playing. I’d definitely watch that lecture. She could even wear more clothes while delivering the lecture! I wouldn’t mind at all!

Racism in competitive games. I’m far too old for that nonsense. And the tutorials thing, for sure. But racism. Definitely racism in online competitive games has broken me.

Ewww. This is the first time I’ve seen paparazzi in action and in front disturbed. On another note, I’ve just come up with a great idea for a postmodernist paparazzi. Now I need to find out how these people locate celebrities so I can put my plan into action.

I just looked at my butthole with a magnifying glass, and I can confirm that they are literally not the same thing.

Hey! I resent that characterization! I’m an ex-skater punk and I love Hillary!

This sounds just like my parents. I have no idea what to do to help them. I’ve constantly told them that their house is not only a nightmare but potentially a health hazard, but they never respond with anything but hostility. When I was younger I would go to their house while they were gone and clean as much as…

Always. Here’s a funny story: I walked barefoot in an apartment I just moved into (I never wear shoes inside because gross) and when I looked at the bottom of my feet they were so black that one could believe I’d spent the entire day in a coal mine dressed in a rubber suit that covered everything but the bottoms of my…

I’m with you. Damn those swinging balls to hell!

Hahaha I do this all the time in my classroom. It’s my favorite thing to do.

Hey! I’m from Oklahoma and I’ve never heard anybody say jamoke! I don’t doubt you have shitty relatives here, though. Or that they say jamoke. But we’re not all racists. It’s true that many are racists, but not all of us! Just wanted to get that out there.

Yeees! Pavement is the best!

Honestly I don’t even know how to get started. I have a group of board gamers I regularly play with but none of us have ever played a pen and paper RPG.

I’ve never played a proper tabletop RPG but I’ve always wanted to.

This sounds like the kind of thing I often hear from people with a very shallow understanding of psychological data sets. Actually it’s the kind of thing I hear from those with only the most basic understanding of general statistics as well.

I’ve tried it a number of times. It has never worked. There must be more to the glitch than that.

Nazi mode: ON!!!!!

Yes, this always depresses me. I’m not black, but I have very curly hair that resists all styles except for extremely thick, wild, frizzy, and knotty. Nobody has ever cut it correctly, and every time they style it they work their hardest to make it somewhat straight, which just makes it so much worse. I usually get so…