I like the idea of banning them from normal queues and secretly putting them in queues with other cheaters.

Fantastic story. Games journalism needs much more of this.

Funny story: I was studying the kama sutra for an essay during my undergrad and there’s a section in there which details a magic spell which will make any woman fall in love with a man. The spell goes something like this: the man slathers his unit in chili paste or ground chili pepper seeds (I forget which) and then…

I never wear gloves when cutting chilies, and I cut very hot chilies nearly every day. Sometimes my nethers dislike my carelessness.

This looks godawful.

So... A lower-mid-range PC at console price? I’m sure Sony has their coffers wide open for the deluge they’re expecting.

Obviously everyone knows they meant to write “Mullet-Function.”

Obviously everyone knows they meant to write “Mullet-Function.”