Some people beforeskin you saw that there was a vas deferens between regular leather and whale penis leather. Be gland that they made such supple material.

While I feel sad for the families of MH370, I don't think that Ferrari deserves any of the blame. No one could have anticipated this and they booked a hotel as they usually do. There is no correct course of action in a case like this. Ferrari would find it difficult to rebook its team in such a short space of time and…

base 9, because all mechanics and shop teachers have lost a finger

Check out this STOL aircraft landing on a cargo ship, then taking off again.
(Although the landing does look a bit more like a crash then a landing, its okay.)

Reverse: RIP, John DeLorean.

"Everyone in New Jersey wants to Leaf" would be the best tagline ever.

Well, the Ad agency did its job here.

Go big or go home.

Propeller? That's cheating.

I'm I the only one that sees cruise missiles launching from America and impacting every major city in Europe?

Wait, maybe Chrysler should buy the building and then "house" all of the 93 Vipers in it. The ground will then slowly take care of them, one by one.

I'd hit her scat hole

Southerners just can't handle a few inches of snow. This would never happen in Edmonton.

as longtime employee of dealers in service departments, i can tell you this is the wrong advice unless you just want to irritate the dealer's service adviser by insisting he fix it now, and therefore making him/her not want to help you at all, ever. dealers are at the mercy of the manufacturer to supply parts and…

My work trucks are Dodge 3500 duallies with Cummins 6.7 and Aisin 6 speed automatics. There always seems to be a recall about the suspension - left tie rod ends are the newest one. I'm not in love with the truck, it just does it's job.

He probably needed it to haul some fuel....

What a puny plan.
-Humungus

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

I'd make it work, even if I sprained every joint in my body.

Clarkson's P45