Tow straps don’t kill people. People touching tow straps kill people.

I’m not really a Hamilton fan, but taking it slow in first place in hopes that Rosberg would wreck or finish 4th was pretty much his only viable strategy to win the championship. You can’t really blame him for trying to win.

I’ve owned houses, nice ones.

Hey readers!

Camry.

“Pfffttt! We didn’t have to do anything to make ours brown.”

Overwhelming popularity? I’ve never even heard of a company called Fridigaire. Sounds like a cheap knockoff of Frigidaire.

Fridge is short hand for refrigerator because of the company Fridigaire, and became the shorthand term for all of them like q-tip and jet-ski due to their overwhelming popularity.

It’s you’s guys.

Wrong, King!

Counterpoint:

As if Clinton lies are somehow more acceptable...and her supporters more objective...

Everything out of both of their mouths is a complete lie. If you believe a word either says, you’re beyond help.

When did he learn to read?

seems kind of simple. they stopped to piss at a gas station. drunk and rowdy bros kick down bathroom door for funnies. security guard(s) pissed and asks for money for damage. bros say nos. guard pulls gun and says gimme money gringos. hands over wallet. guard says fuck it and keeps whole wallet. fin.

When we asked for a CRX we got a CR-Z. We didn’t ask for the CR-Z.

Quite cool, though if I may offer a suggestion for a subsequent model, loading that thing up with a LIPO powered Airsoft full-auto drawing from a hi-cap magazine would perhaps enable a lot more action between refills. And it might not actually out-fly its own munitions if dialed in right.

Those guys that egged your car probably read your article about manual transmissions not being great and so they went back in time to fuck your shit up