Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

So much for Roger Clemens Olympic shot put dreams.

Du Li noted.

But more likely Lewis, Nico, Sebastian or Daniel.

“I’ve come into Jezza. Oh God, no. I’ve entered Jezza, no that’s not better either”. - May

*quietly recalling all the times I rode in the back of our station wagon laying on the floor and wondering how I’m alive....

If it can’t see the lane markings clearly, for one thing, it can fail to engage autopilot despite you double-pulling the stalk as per instructions. There are little icons to tell you if it’s going, but easily overlooked.

Mile 160 is Breezewood (actually 161 is the Breezewood exit, but close enough). You don’t take it to go faster; you take it because there’s no other east-west interstate there.

I remember this vividly because I was just there yesterday.

I hate the penn turnpike. There’s always so much construction that you can’t really go full speed. The only reason for taking it is so you can go faster.

First mistake: Pennsylvania Turnpike

... and here is one without his hairpiece.

He also got 2 points on his fia license which I guess will raise his formula one cars insurance or something?

Is “brake failure” the new “tire pressure was 2psi off?”

Meanwhile, Takata deathbag customers are still SOL.

i mean we can all agree he is a bitch, right?

It's sad to think anyone would even consider purchasing clothing from Sam's Club, no matter their size.

I know! First we lost The Greatest this past weekend. Now we’ve lost the 2.733,099th Greatest.

I heard the panel gap was pretty pathetic...typical American build quality. It even leaked fuel just sitting still.