Everyone should avoid the Corvette Museum for now.

Reverse bukakke?

What's a V8?

Two 150 lb occupants? We should do a quick poll of the average pickup truck owner weight...it's not 150.

My 2 year old son LOVES hooning. I take him to do donuts and slides in a large empty parking lot near his daycare when it snows and he giggles the entire time.

That kid basically represents how we all feel on the inside while hooning!

Europe vs. America, America vs. Europe, the cars are great, but the comparisons are becoming dull.

My truck already has a feature to turn off all nonessential features. It's called not having any nonessential features :)

That convertible STI made me throw up in my mouth not a little bit but a lot a bit. I swear on all the saints that that is infinitely worse than the Nissan.

Snow drift Audi.

This is the first thing that came to mind. An obvious answer perhaps, but it really does horrify me.

Auto,
Erotic,
Asphyxiation.

This obviously is Western Canada, thus not the same avalanhce in question, but you get the gist.

It's a shame, since they have so may sweet logos in their history, particularly this old gem.

I'm going to kick this up a notch. Anyone remember this from the Jalopnik story? (I loved that someone .gifed this.)

6 out of five - the wheels fall off before 40 so it can't hit the wall in the test.

NOS!!!!!!

I know I shouldn't laugh at this either, but I couldn't help myself..

I'm really glad you posted this. I'm in northern California and we've gotten "rain" for 2 days straight! It's like...60 degrees outside. Tanning beds are jam packed and I can't get my caramel on and the Whole Foods is running out of bottled water.

If it appears I'll be stuck in traffic more than 10 minutes, I'll setup up a small ring(aka childs wading pool) and let Cogburn my champion rooster stretch his legs while waiting for a challenger.