Only one other animal as annoying as the Deer, the Canadian Goose has absolutely no purpose. At least here in North Carolina can not be hunted but I was told they are not tasty. But I'm not looking for lunch. The geese no longer migration, and have no natural predators. Some one needs to thin the folks ASAP!!!...

Yeah, there were a ton of people posting that on FB with the title "amazing DUI stop." Maybe Reno 911 wasn't as popular as I thought but I couldn't believe how many people reposted it.

As a white person, I cannot have any problems with this video. If I do, there will immediately be a Deadspin article saying that I'm a racist.

She's still hot.

Her operative name is Molotov Cocktease.

The Browns' plan to rid themselves of their staph has been in the works for years now.

Great...you just made me imagine Black Jim Harbaugh.

The computer is upset with being matched with a vehicle that looks like an angry clown so it goes into self destruct mode.

What do I win?

Bonus:

Responding to Belichick accusing Welker of hitting Talib in the knee with his shoulder, Welker said:

UPDATE

This is how cars get ruined. We get shown a neat little car then people start asking for a back seat, a trunk, some headroom, then boom - Yukon XLs for everyone.

Just give us THIS.

I always facilitate the zipper merging—but no more than that. In other words, when I am nearing the point where mergers must merge or stop, I allow enough space for one merger, then I freeze out the sidezoomer as long as it is safe to do so. Of course, it all depends on how fast we're all moving. I generally err on…

Does this apply if you drive a BMW?

You already nailed it.

A citation.

Please put a dragon on it. Please put a dragon on it. Please put a dragon on it.