It seems once again, for the bajillionth time, that captures and convictions are *directly* related to that city’s police budget. We see it on television shows all of the time: “This city needs closure”, “The citizens need this case closed so healing may begin”, etc., when the white savior cop runs it up the ladder…

Trump’s empty, limp handshake shows no respect at all.

Im SO glad he didn't follow the guard outside ♡♡♡

Fuck FoKKKs News, and the sponsors they rode in on.

Thank you for this story. This seems like a pot company worth investing in, and so I hope to see it point the industry toward feminist internationalism, instead of continuing to run aground on Capitalism/White Supremacy Island.

Officer: *writes ticket before investigating*

<i>italic</i>Fuuuuuck, you’re good.<i>italic</i>

I already did, Keith.

No, *thank you*, Master Keith (oh, the irony!)

Interesting to note that The Root—a Black-owned website you claim hates us because of our race—has yet to suspend your account, yet white-owned Twitter has.

I wonder how your business would be doing if it wasn’t hiding behind a screen name?

Welp, you solved the problem of inherently racist capitalism by rattling off a handful of Black people who are benefiting from it! A Black family in the white house couldn’t even do that. I take it back—you’re amazing.

Always was about white supremacy (also male supremacy).

You’re forgetting our white privilege, which we whites are wont to do.

We really should start calling Capitalism by its real name, “White Supremacism”.

Ah. Your language suggests that you’re an abuser sympathizer, and very possibly an abuser yourself. So I will proceed as though you are hostile.

In my elementary school there was an 8th grade teacher named Arvil who just couldn’t keep his massaging hands off of me—at the water fountain, as I passed him in the hall, etc. He would come up behind me, start kneading my neck and shoulders and lean in (like Biden) to whisper in my ear about how much he couldn’t wait…

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 x 1,000,000,000,000

Dear Billboard,

Tragically, a word not yet recognized by our fucking *phones* has a long way to go in our selfish white minds.