Underivable idiot-mobile.

As far as being an influencer goes, I’ll say it’s good work if you can get it. I do tend to think that when TikTok times out for them they will have trouble landing in the real world of horrid 9 to 5 bullshit. But the longer you can avoid that madness the better, and you may learn skill along the way to avoid it all…

The first victim of reality tv is reality.

Some say at highway speeds you can still hear the wailing of deportees, and the lamentations of their loved ones. (ICE = Immigration and Customs Enforcement !! Right ??)

Bigger margins, more control in used.

America doesn’t know what it wants. It is sold bullshit dreams by lazy profiteers. America’s national anthem should be renamed “Dance, Monkey, dance, it rubs the lotion on its’ skin or it gets the hose again...say can you see”. Ferfuckssake you still drive 3 ton trucks with cast iron OHVs and live axles.

Nooooooooooooo.........actually. They can have it.

Managers report up to chief executives. So they generally like to only show up with happy news and rosy financial reports. Largely because they tend to be financially rewarded for cutting costs, at the expense of the employees usually, so they tend to hack unused limbs off the enployees and call it a savings.

I always thought it was incredibly shortsighted of Ford to assume that buyers of enormous off road trucks with raised suspensions and rugged tires would all clap their hands and say “Hurrah !!a V6 turbo that makes hissing farting noises instead of a supercharged V-8.”

Think of the sun blasting (and it blasts in Italy) down on that metal roof all day, all week, all year, all decade, for 2.6 of them, and you can forgive the headliner for trying to get some distance from its tormentor.

Better hire a young actor with extensive yoga training to climb in and out of it, so it doesn’t look like Jabba the Hutt takes a dump.

Cool !! Back to Dukes of Hazzard style ‘that cars frame clearly bent on landing’ style jumps with ‘miracle repair’ continuity.

Looking at how big trucks are becoming, you’ll need a electric winch and a bosuns chair soon.

Under certain circumstances affairs can be quite therapeutic for everyone. Directly, by the ones doing the banging, and indirectly as a happiness / relief spillover to the spouses of the bangers (the bangees??). I’m attaching a whole truckload of caveats to this. But who wouldn’t want, after 15 years of raising kids,…

Pop Quiz: Which car is lighter by 5 lbs ???

If it were rebooted it’d be a ‘woke hurlfest’ of misguided political correctness. Our vegan hero would be chasing down the Rolling Stones for having cocaine drenched threesomes with groupies back in the 70's. He’d be driving an EV (totally cool) but the computer would be SIRI (utterly useless most of the time) and…

True that. I find that driving over mountain pass highways in the spring is hard on the lungs. All that salty dust and dirty road rubber filling your gaspers makes you feel like the Marlboro Man on the tail end of a three day ciggie binge. BUT if you hit the RECuculate button you are back to your pink lunged…

Once again, America !! CHOOSE the shiniest of two turds. 

Your Space Tax Dollars at work. STD, baby...