For reasons I’d rather not get into, that reminds me of an adult internet video I once saw.....

Pop Quiz: Which car is lighter by 5 lbs ???

If it were rebooted it’d be a ‘woke hurlfest’ of misguided political correctness. Our vegan hero would be chasing down the Rolling Stones for having cocaine drenched threesomes with groupies back in the 70's. He’d be driving an EV (totally cool) but the computer would be SIRI (utterly useless most of the time) and…

True that. I find that driving over mountain pass highways in the spring is hard on the lungs. All that salty dust and dirty road rubber filling your gaspers makes you feel like the Marlboro Man on the tail end of a three day ciggie binge. BUT if you hit the RECuculate button you are back to your pink lunged…

Once again, America !! CHOOSE the shiniest of two turds. 

Your Space Tax Dollars at work. STD, baby...

It’s not that much work to drive a manual. Sheesh !!

This is what happens when you develop a car in California...

Where I live we deal with* Japanese Knotweed in summer and massive snow banks in winter blocking intersections. Why do we del with them ?? Cuz we ain’t got no choice. 

It’s her show, her brand, her face, her name, her idea, her creation, her business, her everything. She can do whatever the fuck she wants with it.

I drive Keis on a fairly regular basis and I freaking LOVE them. They are packaging efficiency personified. A bit narrow, a bit tippy, the mileage could be better, but they are comfortable, and have HUGE windows, the new ones are silky sooth and the suspension is surprisingly compliant. BIG THUMBS UP !! Easy to park,…

There’s ‘grime that won’t wash off’ and then there is ‘mud caked poo monster hands’. This guy is off the charts. They look like he soaks them in asphalt over night and then walks to work doing a handstand through a homeless encampment. I do appreciate that time was of the essence in this experiment. 

Depends on who your God is !! Thor or Harpocrates.

Leroy David Baca is an American convicted felon who served as the 30th Sheriff of Los Angeles County, California from 1998 to 2014. Baca was elected Los Angeles County’s 30th sheriff against his mentor Sherman Block, who had died in office days prior to the election but remained on the ballot. Wikkipedia.

I get their idea “put a Ford Probe body kit on a work of art” and call it a day, but...you just can’t really improve this.

Cracking windows is good. Keeps the stank out as well, the downside is the occasional spider sets up shop in your sun-visor and...........rain, the extent of rain ingress depends on the size of your crack. (been waiting years to drop that one..)

Used to have a car with 4 x express windows and same for the sunroof. Still not sure why this is not standard on every single vehicle ever made with windows, but it’s not for some weird reason.

D’fuks with her silvery makeup?? Did she forget to touch up after she put on her new human suit ??

The Lunar Rover was certainly no.................rocket ship !!

My thoughts exactly.