What do Karens think “Corporate” is ?? Some magical place where their opinions are intently listened to and hordes of Corporate flying monkeys are unleashed to fire everyone in sight ?? 

Can’t help but think that if Lincoln had not listened to the marketing jerk offs worried about the ‘negative connotations of suicide doors and how it might adversely hurt peoples feelings’ and just built the damn thing with them as new, the Continental might have done a lot better. 

It also has...as an option.....quarter windows. I had one of those without the 1/4 window option and anything you put on the dash (sunglasses / bags of weed / enormous 1980's cellular phones) would slide across the dash and fly out the open window anytime you’d go round a corner.

So much America in one scene................

What does the option cost ?? Price would be my deciding factor. $150 ?? Why not, it’d be worth the 20 minutes of bragging rights even if it turns out to be useless. $400 ?? Blow it out your ass Ford. Not interested.

I remember, as a young dude, walking super stoned at 2:00am into a donut shop FILLED with cops. Walked in and 40 judging pairs of cop eyes just stripped my soul bare. Luckily, thanks to the miracle of Visine I survived.

So you saying no more shweaty leather balls ??

It does seem counterintuitive for the military industrial complex to act in a practical manner. I’d almost suspect a trap, or some Machiavellian double cross. It’s more in their nature to try to develop a fleet of brand new hypersonic, vertical take off stealth bombers that are too complex to fly and cost all the…

The Freeman, you say ? I’m seeing a technology tie up with Morgan in the future.

Japan:

There is 1 (one) for sale in Japan right now. 5,000 kms for some reason. ASK means “we will look you over, and decide how much you can pay.” Not a good start.

The other problem that Issac Asimov brought up with depressing regularity, was that the delicate meat sack, called being a human, can only withstand only so much sustained G force. So in order to accelerate, then decelerate to and from light speed to zero would take a.....long time. To the internets “If you accelerate…

This is what happens when you get a truck load of ex-military types joining your police force. They seem like great candidates on the surface, but their training was as an invading force in a hostile country, so they tend to bring that shit to work with them. They are not thinking “protect and serve” they are thinking…

I like it. The Harley Davidson Rascal.

It’s probably farmed out to some horrid, slave wage paying Food Services company serving boiled turds in poo sauce.

“ heavy-duty lifts capable of raising 30,000 pounds of loaded vans” Dealers had to invest in all this shit just to sell vans? That is a very corporate approach. “What happens if a client shows up in a fully loaded van and want’s his oil changed??” Common sense dictates client be asked to bring the van back when it’s…

454g to the pound x 75 pounds = 34,050 grams of sweet, sweet cocaine goodness and or evil. Depending on what stage of life you are in. $80/g is average retail for buyers in the 50 to 100gram market =$2.7 million. You could realistically expect to get half of that before you are shot, stabbed and/or garrotted in a cheap…

How heavy ?? 4.7 tons. Ball-parking the truck bed, the boulder maybe looks like it is 1.5m wide. This equals a spherical volume of 1.767 m³. Granite works out at 2,700 kg per m³ (that’s 2.7 tons. Yay !! we can be friends again) which equates to 4.7 tons of hard, American granite being plunked down in that Ranger bed.

Not sure whats going on, but Woot Woot !!I’m in !!