I love the look. Always have. I think modern cars look great with them. I’d buy a set, buuuuuut, while there are pop ons, they dent real easy (I am told) and the other less denty option involves drilling little holes in your rims, which is a bit deal breaky for me. 

Normal Sized Trucks: Weird!! Weird that buyers would look at an F150 and think “Nice truck. If my garage was the size of Montana......” and then buy sensible sized trucks for 2/3 the price getting 1/3 better mileage. The consumer!! Eh?? strange and unpredictable beast. 

Do these people NOT watch James Bond movies???

Yeah, yeah. Warren Beatty, the shitty actor, yabbers on about running for Prez every 4 years. Bark bark woof woof. Meaningless Jibba Jabba.

Thanks. It is heart achingly beautiful.

Where did you find this sweet sweet ride? I must see more. 

Sorry. Where is Trump mentioned?? I’ve scoured the post. No mention of him. Ol’ Adolf did in fact talk about Making Germany Great Again.

Punto Maduro. Boo!!

The thing with Hitler was that he didn’t get elected on a platform of “6 years of devastating all out war where 80% of men in their 20's will die a pointless death.” He started on a much softer platform of “Make Germany Great Again.”

Because physics hath no myth, son.

Because they have 4 seats. It is an easy sell to your significant other. 4 seats = happy family outings / familial bliss . 2 seats = sleazy weekend / unavoidable business trip with non significant other.

Mmmmm. More grill means more luxury.

Bah! Party Trick. Utterly useless. Show pony fighter for a show pony Air Force.

Maybe they could use a tiny sports coupe that claims to be a 4 seater but is in fact not really, and electrify that?? That way the consumer will be excited about the 1/2 punch if 1) adopting a new unproven technology with 2) having it in a totally impractical design.

Part of the whole RedNeck* ethos is the perception of Authority figures as the ‘enemy’. Right or wrong, logical or illogical is irrelevant, they are the ‘enemy’. IRS, EPA, Cops, Judges, Politicians, it does not matter because the RedNeck (in this case) knows that they are holding them back from some ill defined life…

I found a diamond lost in deep snow by shovelling all the snow in the general area into the bathtub and using a stocking as a filter as the snow melted. 

The beauty in that style is that when, not if, when the screen shits itself, you can stick an iPad over it with 2 rubber bands. DONE!!

No bidet?? Well. That’s a deal breaker.Might I suggest a Japanese bum wash toilet?? They now have ultrasonic hot water jets. Your nether regions will never be cleaner.

HUGE retro-stiffy for this. Imagine it with a modern engine, LS swap, obviously, tranny would be a challenge, I’d go manual valve body on an old 3 speed, modern electrics, LED lights throughout, gut the interior (caution!) and rebuild it scandinavian minimalist, slather the interior panels with sound deadening, aaaand…

Yes. Just like Joseph Goebbels was a cracker at his job, she is doing swell. She’s almost as good at stuffing facts up her ass as Heinrich Himmler was at gassing Jews.