Further to that: This summer we had a 3 day power cut in Sapporo. No traffic lights for 3 whole days. You’d think it was mayhem. Crashed cars and burning corpses littering the streets. But NO!! Traffic flowed a little bit smoother. So maybe a good thing???

So, you mean they don’t do it for LOVE??

As Trump is a 2 termer, the next election requires a Democratic sacrifice. Warren is good, but she’d be eaten alive by Trump.

I thought the music was terrible, till all that roof magic started. Awesome.

Trump is a douche. Douche Bags are notorious for being douches. Douche says what??....................what?? That’s right. Douchebag moves for a douchebag President. He hated paying his undocumented laborers an honest day’s wages for an honest day’s labour when he was an amusing TV Buffoon. So as King Douchebag of the…

Trump don’t own shit. He was owning the shutdown on TV 48hrs ago and now it the Dems fault. 

I have nothing against the Jewish religion, in fact I admire it for its farsighted education policies and if I was forced to take on a religion at gunpoint I’d be Jewish as an Antwerp diamond merchant in the blink of an eye. Payots would spring out the side of my head, such is my admiration for the Jewish race. NOW,…

That was the only time he ever told the truth.

Yes, yes, and yes. 

I have kids but always consider me, the driver, to be the primary safety rating concern when buying.

Love that L/R brake thing for getting unstuck.

In these times where people are scared of their own shadows it is wise to stop calling them suicide doors.

You, apparently.

So this is where all the sedan buyers have gone. Good for them. Sedans are stupid. Low slung, staring at the car in front of you’s ass all day, ouch my knee has a repetitive stress injury and my underwear are all bunched up my ass and I can’t fucking move in this stupid low-ass car to adjust them. Sedans were an idea…

“The absolute best price on any car, or anything for that matter, is the price you agree to pay.”

How dem mirrirs?? Compensaty enough??

It has that certain, I don’t know what...

Another popular saying is: “Our backs are to Auschwitz” Meaning, like it or not, the Jewish state is here to stay and if you want to remove it you’d better be ready for one Biblical-ass-sized battle to make it happen. 

“Normal, Conserve, Excite, Slippery and Deep Conditions” This perfectly encapsulates my marriage, except in reverse.

Hammer time with leg warmers and enormous shoulder pads....