Cool. I couldn’t find an image of my old car so Googled VR4 Legnum wagon purple. And there it was. Technically not purple, but Trigger Mauve. Great car.

GM cuts: See if you remember this children’s fable: “And as the stork and the scorpion flew out together to cross the river, the scorpion started furiously stabbing the stork in the neck. “Why are you doing that?” screamed the stork “now we are both going to die. You promised you wouldn’t!” “Ha Ha Ha” laughed the…

If they DO bring them over they will inexplicably beat them (even harder in some cases) with the ugly stick. Weird!! But not this Bad Boi. Legnum VR4 Wagon. Had one for 3 years of twin-turbo sweetness. 

Good God, Man!! Leave that horrible French toast-mud out of it. Colmans or nothing.

This is the exact reason to NEVER divulge personal info to websites. Always get a secondary Yahoo email for that. Can you imagine how fucking embarrassing that could be for some people?? Sure, it’s a fairly harmless kink, as kinks go, and I’ll admit to being slightly turned on by this. But......

A good friend of mine was caught with 8 kg of primo, trimmed, vacuum packed bud. He did a 2 year stint in a Japanese jail for his horticultural heroics. Which, like all jails, is full of sad sack losers quietly doing their time. Anyhow, he explained to me the interrogation process. It’s kinda interesting. The weird…

CAR NERD ALERT: “don’t share platforms and engines” Oh yes they do. The JDM Nissan X-Trail is sold with a French sourced diesel engine.

No kidding, eh? The complete opposite will happen. The Japanese are terrible at halting declines if it’s left up to them. The go to strategy is to 1) Introduce a system to reduce photo copier waste. ( I wish I was joking here) 2) Change the company name. 3) Just keep doing the same shit that got them in trouble in the…

So, once again, a criminal masterplan is undone by greed. You’d think they’d have learned by now.

The Urus is a sexed up Q8 so the Espada should be a sexed up A7.

I’m calling bullshit on the whole thing. Japanese HATE working for foreigners and they HATE it even more when the foreigner they work for is right/successful. They may all be smiles on the outside, but they are just waiting for the opportunity to fuck you over and prove their cultural superiority. If you get a group…

Conversion therapy? Sounds filled with weirdness. BUT I knew a girl who was best described as an aggressive bull dyke. She was definitely wearing the strap on in her assorted relationships. Over the years she was with several girls who were not really gay, they were kinda being coerced into it by her. Far be it for me…

Funny that. I drove up from San Diego to San Fran a few years back and couldn’t believe how many city/town names I recognised. First time in California, but I knew all the names thanks to my Hollywood education. 

It’s part of the ecosystem. Walk through the burn area in a weeks time and you will see fresh shoots popping out of seemingly dead trees and bushes and little mouse tracks in the ash.

“technically” means technically. A lot of things are ‘technically’ allowed, but .......are not. The SUV guy is a complete fucking idiot and the reactions of people before the accident indicate that he was doing something dumbass. 

We should start a Pulitzer/Emmy type AWARD for scammy internet scams. We’ll call it a..... SCAMMY. These three get a GOLD SCAMMY. Ohhh....wait a minute. Maybe a SILVER SCAMMY. Fuck it. Attendance Award Scammy. 

He’s still not Hillary.

My neighbour has one of those in MINT condition. 

No wonder. His Father was the King of American misinformation: Check his Dads career.

and be sure to crank wailing guitar riffs when they start the engine.....every fucking time. Drives me mad.