My wife got on Twitter literally last week. She told me she only follows people who make jokes and the balance of jokes to other crap (specifically political comments) has to be at least 9 to 1. She checks her app once a day, gets no notifications, has no interest in tweeting, replying, or even liking. She just wants…

I worked for a large company that was pretty much always teetering on going under. I had about 6 weeks with no real work to do. But I never really let anybody know. I would always just walk back and forth to the printer and acted like I was waiting for something to print out. The key is to make it look like you are…

The cameras were just to make sure Embiid wasn’t living there rent-free.

Boston fans, please don't ever change. You're a treasure.

It's week 14.

He was SS/Pitcher in HS. A good one who threw a no hitter in a state playoff game. But it’s been reported his sidearm throw was from playing SS.

The first 69 Gronk doesn’t like

I want to turn this play into a snortable powder and inhale it for eternity.

So...what you're saying is, you once got a handjob from Jesus?

He and AP would be quite the 1-2 punch.

After review, the call on the field is overturned. 

he’ll look great in a redskins uniform.  

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

McNair’s still in the mix to be one of the best owners going forward in the AFC south! How about that?!

Stu is that you?

Make some room for Art Briles while you are there Bob. 

BUGLE BOY shirts were never cool, were they? I had, like, a dozen at one point

I know in this day and age, we're supposed to take sides in everything. But I'm damn proud of both Reid and Jenkins

...and THAT is why you always go for two!

Oh, sorry, thought you said K12.