Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

I tried to quit a pack-a-day smoking habit three times, including a 2.5-year sting, before finally doing so in 2003.

I hope he beats this 

How were people not alerted by the smell of the decomposition? 

Pedestrians are never in danger of injuring themselves while walking around, 

I understand, uh, some of this but 100% cosign.

See here’s the problem with the last meal scenario.

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.

Jock - “Do you know what prison smells like?”

No, that’s not correct. I respect that you see it that way, but that’s objectively and literally not what she is doing. She knows what she is doing and she is doing it on purpose. She is using Trumpian agitation tactics to score rhetorical goals on those she views as enemies.

“Freedom of Speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.”

I know. Finally men are getting a fair shake in society. Well shall overcome, am I right? 

“They took the best player off the field and they took the best coach out of the Big 12. We are coming to get everything back because everything is ours and it never should have been taken away. We built this program from the bottom up, and they tarnished it. They said we was this, they said we was that. But they all…

I have nothing of substance to add to this discussion. But I like commenting here. So I wish everyone a happy Friday.

As a heat fan, go ahead and shut this season down. I have not stopped walking laps around the couch and will not until approximately 4 am PST.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”