Probably Brewers fans were just drunk

If this was an attempt at fixing the game, it was the most obvious fix of all time.

You Don’t

Looks like the Bills got rid of this guy just in time. Wouldn’t want anyone who’s violent towards women on the roster.

Dareus allegedly told that woman that they had had sex, but she could not remember, and she was diagnosed with herpes later that week.

Silly Monkey, dark Nantz was busy admonishing the CBS intern for lightly toasting the Sourdough...

No sympathy for Russia.

Croatia would’ve never been able to field a team had Russia not gotten involved in that Sarajevo imbroglio with that alliterative Scottish dance-pop band in June 1914.

Tough shits, guys!

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

It will just make it all the more delicious when England lose on purpose and then get taken out by Columbia in the Round of 16.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Wow. That’s some heavy shit. I wish I’d known about this before the match. When Shaqiri scored and stripped his jersey off, I thought only of the announcers I’d heard during Stoke matches giving him stick for being a selfish player. This explains a HELL of a lot. Responding to fans who are mocking you with t-shirts of…

He was probably just raising money to bail out Curt Schilling.

To be fair, I was raised on TV, junk food and crappy plastic toys, and look at me now—world-renowned internet commenter!

I’m just here to learn what the muppets position is.

Did he...do you think... nah. Well, maybe...he is pretty hammered...

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

Craven fucking cowards.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

I think there’s a real point here. A lot of you were really hypercritical about the NFL’s terrible record with hiring black coaches and executives but did we ever consider they were doing it to protect those coaches’ feelings?