Like “DECAPITATION STORY BELOW, STOP NOW IF YOU LOVE CAPS.”

“I can only do jazz hands for about three minutes before my hands start to cramp.”

No one writes “stories” like this about a known failure. This dude’s just trying to be edgy by slamming someone way more successful than “Genius” is, who would never fuck him. And who needs to refer to themselves as Genius, anyway? Compensate much?

It’s actually not the desert, it’s pretty lush, but still, I would die after one night.

I think the vagine is pretty well obscured. I'm guessing it’s more of a significant FUPA issue in this case. TVand all.

As minorities and LGBT people gain more rights, exposure, voice, whatever, who's gonna get kicked? The dogs and the women. White men can't handle giving any ground, so you better bet on them tightening the ropes on whoever they can get a hold of...ladies??? Good girl. SIT.

No. 20 times less and they make four times more. I think. But it's definitely NO because they LOSE.

“Now I’ve popped both your cherrie’s” ugh god Jesus that animal CANNOT procreate.

I think he thinks they look like this

I’ve yet to read or hear a well articulated analysis of Rachel Dolezal’s place in the race discussion. She certainly came to light (hahaha) at an opportune moment. All I can say is that misappropriation aside, I’ll take a white girl with a spray tan and too much empathy-gone-wrong over trigger happy racist cops and…

I'll take ungreying instead of the tenner? Please, sir??

Adele laughed at my joke. Can die now.

They're both married to black people so it's ok.

I think tacos will be allowed under a hrc administration. But I'd better check with a Berniebro first in case I'm missing an opportunity to learn from a mansplaination.

I would if I did.

Yusss. Thank you. Is there any other profession in which lack of experience is an asset? Private industry experience is code for “I’m a shadow lobbyist for my former industry.” On the other hand, as a former corporate PR hack, one does not simply run for public office without schooling the fuck out of your platform…

Yup, creative freedom is an elusive ideal that few talents ever realize. Makes me sad

Cool. As long as Sanders supporters don’t invoke “Hillary’s a career politician” again which will happen never so never mind.

Not on my end, but his true believers seem to think he was just extruded from some white virgin’s nether regions.

Sanders: Let me be very clear about this. Alright? Let me repeat what I have said.