SO standard. Makes me sad so I don’t watch. What a shame. I appreciate Seth and I think if he weren’t on a network he’d be doing better quality material. FCC regulation just really limits things. Not that comedy means you have to say “edgy” shit about anal penetration to get a laugh. More of a lowest common…

Thick skin is an Eastern European characteristic, I believe. Borne of wolf attacks and Olympic housing.

Which is pretty true, but if anyone comes here for objective journalism they’re definitely also buying “gluten-free” ice cream.

It’s awesome because both sides know exactly how to needle each other in just the right way. I think berniebros and hillbots are secretly filming a mass romantic comedy starring 100 million easily manipulated idiots.

Insulting it makes it run for president more. Just ignore it until it kills itself.

His interviews are almost all cringeworthy. The humor is juvenile and the substance is gone. My world began crumbling when Colbert left; now it is a certifiable shambles, and yet I still watch TDS religiously as though my intention might make it better. Poor choice of host. I hope Jon is too happy petting rescued…

Right. When they grow up they'll find out that sweet old grandpa cheated on grandma with a hooker and killed a bunch of civilians in the war.

I'd want to die after my horse died. Ponies are magical creatures that make painful life shit go away when you're with them.

I’d rather go back to junior high than pay money to live communally. My ability to shield myself from exposure to Other People is the single most valuable indicator of adult success to me. Fuck community. What does a community have to offer other than gossip and competition for resources? Other people ruin everything.…

Loove Margaux too just reading into your comment that so much of a person’s character and talent is somehow indicated by her appearance. Not saying I just learned hoomanz—I get it, beautiful people just seem more complex and amazing, but look at how much you inferred out of passing her on the street!

I am compelled to tell you to go fuck yourself because I’m hoping it will elicit a reassuring “you’re better than this” because I really need to hear that today, daddy.

CLASSIC. I don't care if it was true. Because it is.

Yeah I really didn’t need to see this today, after spending the last half hour cleaning a wig’s worth of my hair out of my vacuum brush, wearing pajamas from last night.

I recorded all the Miss America/Universe pageants. I think that's how I learned about other countries and cultures for the first time. Also certain parts of the Olympic Games. I was an ace at fixing tracking problems too. My mom keeps everything so I'm gonna have a massive Cabbage Patch kids and VHS collection to fund…

It's a central reward for attaining power as a man, and apparently some women still think it's a viable pathway toward attaining power as a woman. By letting a crusty ancient corpse bone you. THAT is the confounding part to me.

This is so insane. The “media” are and always have been a mirror of their consumers, whether they like it or not. The “media” do not go off and manufacture shit independently. Look in the mirror and accept your grotesque countenance!!

The insurance model wouldn't apply though — it would be a Groupon style bulk purchase kind of deal, if anything.

College and pro athletes seem to be the rapiest and the most protected rapists at the same time. I wonder how that works? Maybe like in the goddamn military where there’s a clear fucking system of protection for rapists??????????? Fuckkkkkkk head butting a wall now call back laterrrrrrrrrr

JD may have the most duck lips ever but I fucking LIKE HER and I hope that she gets something vindicating or satisfying out of her ordeal. Fuck that puckering swine Bill Cosby to everlasting hell.

Kumail’s voice gives me the ASMR tingles. Bonus he's funny. Would.