I wish I had had this information at my fingertips when I was a horny teen and 20-something. I managed to figure things out but not before making lots of mistakes. Alas. Thanks for writing this.

Oh I love me some suited MJ giggles!!! I need some me time now...

Beet Arthur got it! It’s a classic psychopath tactic. They do terrible things to people who assume they (psychopaths) have the same sense of empathy and ethics, but they don’t, of course. Then, the psychopath plays innocent and causes the victim to question their own perception of events. Was it my fault? Did I…

Yep, I paid at least $50 for it, with some extra side-eye from the pharmacist, just for fun.

Is it a matter of dosage? Like if you take two Plan B packets? Or is it just not going to work?

Oooh which waterfall? Was it Mooney or Havasu or?

Hahahahahahaha

Having worked for a therapy program that mainly treated autistic kids, I can say that a lot (not all) of the parents are painfully guilty and just dying for an explanation that’s not THEIR health choices or genes (not saying either is the cause). I understand why vaccines are a convenient scapegoat, but the fallout is…

Hillary has visited my dreams several times. She was a politician. She was cool. She said “this is the backlash from feminist Stockholm syndrome victims I anticipated. It will be okay.” Then I got scared of these wooden witch cutouts and then I rode my horse out of town.

How about: castration. In a nonverbal sense.

That sounds like victim blaming.

I really really hope she's ok. This is terrorism.

Can it be DIY or do you have to pay a fucking mortuary?? And do you walk out of the clinic with a box full of remains?? Does someone follow you to make sure you don't do a goldfish toilet burial?? What.the.fuckkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!

Is it a sin when a baby rips your vag to your asshole on its way out?

Men: randy, unscrupulous assholes.

Choked on a vitamin C horse pill last night, and while I survived, PTL, I will always regret not having a gif of my eyes bugging out asking “Is this it??!!”

Twenty bucks says her accent ruins the movie.

All the best proverbs are written in Papyrus.

Isn't that from The Secret?

I love Fragonard incens feve tonka. It’s clove and dark spice but not too hippie. Not expensive and the packaging is cool.