Fuck yeah! Nothing like an “infographic” to encapsulate a position.

This isn’t a black and white job interview either. There are quid pro quo factors, there are consolation appointments, and um, politics...not just a resume. Gawd.

But what about Secretary of Sandwiches and Blowjobs? My dream is a world in which white men have an equal shot at that position, regardless of race or gender.

Everything's better in Europe. Ugh why am I American.

I haven't even seen the new SW but I watched this lil vid and it gave me goosebumps no joke. Guess I should see the movie.

He's so repulsive but Jesus every time I see a reasonably high resolution photo of him I zoom in and examine it like a paleontologist on a dig. Utterly fascinating animal specimen. Sad.

Eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew

I’m really getting into this whole genre of high end strip club music. Very atmospheric and makes me almost feel a good feel about strip clubs.

Give them some push brooms and trash cans and it's STOMP. One-strap overall girl is owning it.

Good.

Every goddamn HGTV show completely avoids the home inspection process so they can have these “surprises” to add drama and tension. Oh no! The foundation is broken and there's a room falling off! We can't give them their dream pergola now!

Real estate agents are the dumb beautiful people in high school who couldn’t spell or do math but can operate a curling iron and have a really shrill lisp.

That couple is a pair of stupid dumb dumbs and every time they make a profit my shredded dream of an economic meritocracy gets another hobo sweater hole.

Thx

Thanks. Looks like desktop browser. Not there in mobile but now I don't care anymore because there's a shiny thing in my peripheral vision.

Where does it say View All? I'm the R word.

Youngsters are such jackasses! They think that 80s/90s/festival style originated with them. Everything’s been done before, way better than you do it. But I was a jackass once, too. Only reason I don’t mow them all down with my Cutlass.

It's like a switch flipped last year and everyone with a career in show biz or local news suddenly looks like a tween. I'm 34.

No one’s going to read this but I was bothered/not surprised by the fact that the male hosts rarely if ever looked at Angela Yee. She had so much to offer the conversation and angled herself towards her cohosts and interview subject appropriately and generously, but they acted like she didn’t exist. Sec. Clinton did…

I was bracing for the worst, but Jia obviously played with that, knowing her audience (A+). I was hoping against hope there might be a hot sauce carry bag mention, but maybe next time...