In my experience, its not New Yorkers that obsess about their own superiority, its the transplants. It's people who have moved there from some other city they're obviously trying to escape and feel the best way to demonstrate their bonafides is to trash their own small town upbringing. It's sad really.

17. Berating the help.

But you can infer "dumbfuck" without any words at all.

That's a shame that Martin has such thin skin and this ended so badly. Pretty much everyone there loved Richie's fun and silly pranks, like the time he replaced an Oreo's filling with toothpaste and offered it to a teammate and then keyed that teammate's new Escalade. Such a fun goofball - people just need to…

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

Somebody recognized a contestant from The Bachelor Season 11 during a crowd shot of a baseball game, and we're making fun of the contestant?

Meanwhile, Russia swears they have the most straight one.

He's correct on his theories, but there's the simple fact that the flow of a baseball game, even a well-played one, just doesn't make for compelling television anymore (for most of us). It is a pastime. Background noise for a lazy summer day.

Easy, because sitting through an entire baseball game is like watching paint dry. It's on par with watching golf, and I play golf.

Give it a decade or two.

Jayden???? What the what????

I like this game. What's it called again? Ignore the Evidence and Kill the Messenger?

Yeah, but give yourself a little credit - you get to feel superior to someone because they like something you no longer enjoy.

What's the name of your microbrewery?

No, I think the person in the asshole is 18 too. Totally unbelievable.

You mean like this?

You should feel embarrassed to the point of suicide for posting this whiny shit.

For Braves fans, men's rectums and the first round of the playoffs are both exit only.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

*It's a shame scumbag guys continue to victimize young girls like this.