Go fuck yourself.

Oh, sorry, I forgot to include the link. We always do a bare-bones nuts-and-bolts version of each week's Foodspin over on my personal Kinja, for people who don't have patience for the digressions and flights of fancy. Here:

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

This is hilarious. The epicenter of Kansas culture is fuckin Wichita. 150 people die every year from boredom driving from Missouri to Colorado. No rational person could possibly believe Kansas is anything other than a terrible, terrible state. Missouri has St. Louis and Kansas City at least. You can't even play the…

I think it's shitty to blame men for feeling this way, frankly. We have been largely raised from birth to believe that we should provide. Whether that is "true" or not is a different story, but this is a constant message. You know how we all shake our heads at the social messages about beauty for women? This is…

Why does feminism have to antagonize and mock men all the time? Men are expected to have no vulnerabilities, this is an oppressive gender role. When men's vulnerabilities are exposed, such as feeling emasculated or being insecure about women making them "obsolete", that is a human emotion and gloating over it and…

You sound like a hoot

Except Rivera didn't imply that Cam was a fuckup unworthy of the #1 overall pick because he had a rough stretch in a game against a top defense, and he hasn't been on Newton's case about meaningless bullshit for 3 years. Context matters.

You missed the biggest example of his bias.

"Old Dirty Bastard to compete in ATP Champions Tour Event"

This is as much for the "genius-level IQ" line as everything else.

idk.I don't think you need to go to college to know babies don't need to get high.....

All those sentences are making my data nerd head ache.

Confirmed, US is boned. Groups, Ranked

Group A
'Merrica!

"...... and he routinely does things like this, which you can't even really explain:"

Big time carry at :26... Just saying.

Yes, if history has taught us anything about France, home field advantage means nothing.

I was in the stands and in the split second the ball was in the air, the UGA fan next to me screamed "BALLGAME" in my face. And he was right.

Keep in mind that this is a career stat, not a "how good are they right now" stat. Roy Hibbert was solid his first three years in Indiana (10.6 points, 5.7 rebounds, 1.5 blocks per game, 16.1 PER) but not nearly as good as he's been the last three seasons (12.2 points, 8.5 rebounds, 2.4 blocks per game, 18.2 PER).