Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.
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Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.
Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year
The irony of a 300 pound offensive lineman calling someone else fat is so rich that Dominic Raiola tried to eat it
Kinda apropos of nothing, but if you wish to take some of your booze into the stadium, I've had some luck with the following trick at Ralph Wilson in Buffalo:
...but does he mean light blue or dark blue? Light blue Gatorade is the best (Frost Glacier Freeze) but whatever the dark blue one is can fuck right off.
Um, actually dude, I could name many colleges across the country where this would not happen and surprise, they would most likely not be in the South. I'm from the south too so please don't act like I don't know what I'm talking about. Are there decent non racist people in Misssippii who attend Ole Miss? Sure. Are…
Plenty of college freshmen—and high school students—in the United States see The Laramie Project without shouting the cast down for being fags. Most, even.
Um...holding up someone in traffic is much different than encroaching into someone's lane, brake checking them to the point of making contact, then stopping them in the middle of a 6-lane highway and surrounding them.
nah... those dipshit squids where breaking every law of the road they could... and then one gets run over and they assault the cager? nah... shit don't work like that... you ride dumb, you die fast.
"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.
Just Western Mass? You uncultured swine! Ranch is popular as a pizza dipping sauce, or topping in many, many places. It's only revolting if you haven't the right toppings on your pizza. Example: Do you have any vegetables on your pizza? Then you have the wrong toppings on your pizza.
Nobody uses Google+, Steve. You don't have to be a dick about it.
"Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes!"
Two degrees is cool, but it kind of sucks that you get paid in fruit.
Not a cool as the Slayer concert t-shirt that Gronk customized by putting "Of Pussy" at the bottom.
I call BS. What kind of firm pays out six figures and allows employees to wear jean shorts?
Cool story, bro.
How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…
Its like the Locusts, every 17 years or so someone related to the Kardashians gets in a White SVU on the 101 and causes trouble.