Yeah this always seemed like the future.

Billy Haisley is going to write a MLS sucks article daily to mask his pain

With Biden, it ain’t just adult women

Kansas City Wiz.

Once Tony Meola decided he’d rather kick handeggs, they folded up shop.

Cal Worthington? His dog Spot?

Dave, those Greeks never threw over their wives for a 30-years younger woman. It was either a 50-years-younger boy, or hemlock.

The level of graft has increased since 1984, far beyond the rate of inflation over that period

At his age, maybe he needs to get off Tinder.

What about “HOF player loses his shit over HR disallowed on a technicality”?

Difference is the authors. Haisley would poo-poo the USMNT winning the World Cup via 7 consecutive clean sheets by saying it doesn’t matter until MLS has promotion and relegation.

“CONCACAF, a garbage confederation with two consistently pretty good teams mixed in with a bunch of flotsam of varying quality.”

Or not mentioning the lack of pro/rel in NWSL....

Howard, Guzan, Altidore, Dempsey, and others have also played in Europe.

I think the Deadspin Haisley article-bot had malfunctioned; I don’t see “promotion-relegation” “Neymar” “Barça” or “bicycle kick” anywhere.

Who’s holding the shark’s tail before the gun goes off?

Better idea: same race, but Ryan Lochte vs shark.

“First prize is a gold medal.”

“probably the scummiest team in North American sports”