Part of his evolution. He now proudly associates with two white women celebrities:

“One-sport town”?

Julian Assange?

“The only downside is that all of the landlocked teams/teams in maybe less than desirable places that players want to live are going to get hosed, unless LeBron plays there.”

“Can you honestly say you’re a homeowner if you still owe on your mortgage?”

I think you mean “Tour de Trump”

Oh OK:

Well neither is Chavez in Venezuela. He’s, well, term limited.

Can’t wait for the Hamilton Nolan “Letter From Death Row” on him. I’m sure the playoffs travails of Romo will be used to justify his crimes.

Although having the Republic colored orange.....

I hope that’s her *former* lawyer, because having sex with your clients is one of the easiest ways to get disbarred.

All evil in the world since 1980 is Reagan’s fault

Only for something like 45 years

With what looks like a canker halfway up the post.

“lick their genitals in public”

Well Bowie’s wife took his first name as a mononym

He Is Risen

Maybe the fucking the having fired his co-hosts?

Does Kristof suck?

“[J]ust remember that these guys are turning their own cameras off voluntarily, because they don’t want to stop getting invited to the press entry to the White House and the Correspondent’s Dinner and all the other social and financial perks that come with a White House press badge.”